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At the start of every episode of '']'', ] writes something on the ]. |
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== Season 1 == |
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* I will not waste ] |
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* I will not ] in the halls |
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* I will not burp in class |
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* I will not instigate revolution |
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* I will not draw naked ladies in class |
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* I did not see ] |
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* I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" |
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* ] ] is not funny |
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* They are laughing at me, not with me |
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* I will not yell "]" in a crowded classroom |
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== Season 2 == |
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* I will not encourage others to fly |
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* I will not fake my way through life |
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* ] is not a plaything |
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* I will not ] my butt |
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* It's ], not potatoe |
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* I will not trade pants with others |
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* I am not a 32 year old woman |
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* I will not do that thing with my tongue |
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* I will not drive the principal's car |
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* I will not pledge allegiance to Bart |
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* I will not sell school property |
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* I will not cut corners (followed by a line of ] signs) |
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* I will not get very far with this attitude |
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* I will not make ] noises in class |
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* I will not ] the ] |
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* I will not sell land in ] |
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* I will not grease the monkey bars |
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* I will not hide behind the ] |
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* I will not do anything bad ever again |
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* I will not show off (written in ''Olde English'' style ]) |
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* I will not sleep through my education |
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== Season 3 == |
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* I am not a ] |
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* Spitwads are not ] |
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* Nobody likes sunburn slappers |
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* High explosives and school don't mix |
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* I will not bribe Principal Skinner |
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* I will not squeak ] (Chalk squeaks as he writes) |
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* I will finish what I sta |
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* "Bart Bucks" are not ] |
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* I will not fake rabies |
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* Underwear should be worn on the inside |
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* The Christmas Pageant does not stink |
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* I will not torment the emotionally frail |
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* I will not carve gods |
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* I will not spank others |
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* I will not aim for the head |
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* I will not barf unless I'm sick |
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* I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty |
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* I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge |
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* I will not conduct my own fire drills |
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* Funny noises are not funny |
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* I will not spin the turtle |
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* I will not snap bras |
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* I will not fake ]s |
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== Season 4 == |
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* This punishment is not boring and pointless |
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* My name is not Dr. Death |
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* I will not defame ] |
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* I will not prescribe medication |
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* I will not bury the new kid |
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* I will not teach others to fly |
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* I will not bring sheep to class |
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* A burp is not an answer |
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* Teacher is not a ] |
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* ] is not for kids (Each line becomes less and less legible; the last line is a scrawl) |
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* I will not eat things for money |
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* I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call |
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* The principal's toupee is not a ] |
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* I will not call the principal "spud head" |
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* Goldfish don't bounce |
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* Mud is not one of the 4 ] |
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* No one is interested in my underpants |
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* I will not sell miracle cures |
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* I will return the seeing-eye dog |
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* I do not have ] |
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* I will not charge admission to the bathroom |
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== Season 5 == |
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* I will never win an ] |
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* The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy |
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* All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy |
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* I will not say "]" just to get applause |
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* I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers |
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* My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man |
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* I will not go near the kindergarten turtle |
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* I am not deliciously saucy |
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* ]s are best left to the professionals |
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* The ] does not end with Hail ] |
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* I will not celebrate meaningless milestones |
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* There are plenty of businesses like show business |
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* I will not re-transmit without the express permission of ] |
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* Five days is not too long to wait for a gun |
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== Season 6 == |
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* Beans are neither fruit nor musical |
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* I will not use abbrev. |
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* I am not the reincarnation of ]. |
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* I will not send ] through the mail |
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* I will not dissect things unless instructed |
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* I will not whittle hall passes out of soap |
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* ] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough |
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* Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal |
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* "Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice |
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* Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does |
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* Next time it could be me on the scaffolding |
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* I will not hang donuts on my person |
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* I will remember to take my medication |
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* I will not strut around like I own the place |
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* The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far |
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* I do not have ] over first graders |
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* ] is not a toy |
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* I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface |
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* The ] does not cover burping |
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* This is not a clue...or is it? (] gets shot by a mysterious figure in this episode) |
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== Season 7 == |
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* I will not complain about the solution when I hear it (the solution to Who Shot Mr. Burns is revealed in this episode) |
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* "Bewitched" does not promote Satanism |
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* No one wants to hear from my armpits |
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* I am not a lean mean spitting machine |
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* The boys room is not a water park |
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* Indian burns are not our cultural heritage |
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* ]s are unhealthy for children and other living things |
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* I will only do this once a year (referring to clip shows) |
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* I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist |
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* I am not certified to remove ] |
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== Season 8 == |
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* I did not learn everything I need to know in ] |
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* I am not my long-lost twin |
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* The truth is not out there (in an episode ]ing ]) |
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* I am not licensed to do anything |
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* I will not hide the teacher's ] |
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* A fire drill does not demand a fire |
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== Season 9 == |
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* I no longer want my ] |
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* Everyone is tired of that ] story |
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* I did not invent Irish dancing |
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* I will not tease Fatty |
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* There was no ] named "Farticus" |
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* ]'s red nose is not alcohol-related |
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* Shooting paintballs is not an art form |
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* Pain is not the cleanser |
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* Silly String is not a ] |
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* I was not told to do this |
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* My butt does not deserve a website |
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* I will not demand what I'm worth |
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* I will not mess with the opening credits (This appeared in place of the couch opening; the rest of the family runs into the classroom) |
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* I am not the new ] |
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* I was not the inspiration for "]" |
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== Season 10 == |
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* I will not file frivolous lawsuits |
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* "butt.butt" is not my E-mail address (originally butt.com) |
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* No one cares what my definition of "is" is |
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* I will not scream for ice cream |
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* I am not a licensed ] |
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* "The President did it" is not an excuse |
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* My mom is not dating ] |
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* Sherri does not "got back" |
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* I will not do the Dirty Bird |
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* No one wants to hear about my ] |
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* Hillbillies are people too |
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* ] is not a time of waste |
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* It does not suck to be you |
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* I cannot absolve sins |
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* A trained ape could not teach gym |
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* Loose teeth don't need my help |
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* I have neither been there nor done that |
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* I am so very tired |
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== Season 11 == |
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* Fridays are not "pants optional" |
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* Pork is not a verb |
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* I am not the last Don |
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* I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize |
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* I won't not use no double negatives |
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* Indian burns are not our cultural heritage |
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* I can't see dead people |
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* I will not sell my ] on ] |
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* I will not create art from dung |
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* I will stop phoning it in |
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* Class clown is not a paid position |
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* Substitute teachers are not scabs |
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* My suspension was not "mutual" |
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* A belch is not an oral report |
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* ] stops at the gym door |
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* "Non-flammable" is not a challenge |
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* I was not touched "there" by an angel |
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* I am not here on a fartball scholarship |
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* I will not dance on anyone's grave |
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* I cannot hire a substitute student |
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* I will not obey the voices in my head |
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== Season 12 == |
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* I will not plant sublimin'''al''' messa'''gore'''s (Bold text was in green) |
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* I will not surprise the ] |
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* I am not the acting president |
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* I was not the sixth ] |
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* I will only provide a urine sample when asked |
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* The nurse is not dealing |
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* Science class should not end in tragedy |
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* Network TV is not dead |
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* I will not "let the dogs out" |
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* I will not hide the teacher's medication |
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* I will not publish the principal's credit report |
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* The hamster did not have "a full life" |
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* I will not buy a presidential pardon |
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* "]" was not a sleazy piece of crap |
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* I will not scare the vice president |
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* I will not flush evidence |
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* Fire is not the cleanser |
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* Genetics is not an excuse |
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* Today is not Mothra's day (this episode aired on ]) |
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* I should not be twenty-one by now |
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== Season 13 == |
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* Nobody reads these anymore |
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* A burp in a jar is not a science project |
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* Fun does not have a size |
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* I am not ] on acid |
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* I do not have a ] named after me (at the time this episode aired, Bart actually ''did'' have a cereal named after him) |
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* I will not bite the hand that feeds me Butterfingers |
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* The giving tree is not a chump |
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* Making ] cry is not a science project |
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* Vampire is not a career choice |
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* I will never lie about being cancelled again |
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==Season 14== |
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* Fish do not like coffee |
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* Milhouse did not test cootie positive |
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* This school does not need a "regime change" |
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* SpongeBob is not a contraceptive |
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* I will not (Bart then chops up the chalkboard with an axe) |
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* My pen is not a booger launcher |
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* Sandwiches should not contain sand |
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==Season 15== |
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* Over forty & single is not funny |
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* I will not speculate on how hot teacher used to be |
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==Season 16== |
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* Poking a dead raccoon is not research |
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==External link== |
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