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June 2011

Please refrain from making unconstructive edits to Misplaced Pages, as you did at Ann Widdecombe. Your edits appear to constitute vandalism and have been reverted or removed. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you.Yonskii (talk) 00:20, 12 June 2011 (UTC)

Please stop your disruptive editing. If you continue to vandalize Misplaced Pages, you may be blocked from editing. --John (talk) 00:20, 12 June 2011 (UTC)

This is your last warning. If you vandalize Misplaced Pages again, as you did at Acid, you will be blocked from editing without further notice.
Your edits have been automatically marked as vandalism and have been automatically reverted. The following is the log entry regarding this vandalism: Acid was changed by 86.151.156.67 (u) (t) ANN scored at 0.897044 on 2011-06-12T00:20:59+00:00 . Thank you. ClueBot NG (talk) 00:21, 12 June 2011 (UTC)

--John (talk) 00:25, 12 June 2011 (UTC)

I seem to be unable to comment directly to Yonksii and John. Particularly John. You are a dick. A big, floppy donkey dick. In fact, all you're good for is a means of choking Yonksii.

I offered up a sincere apology for the actions AT this IP address. Although there is no way of proving this, I had actually left my computer unattended and a plebean thought it would be funny to edit a few pages. That plebean was CORRECT it was a blast.

After not hearing back from you (which is funny when considering the speed with which you jumped down my throat) I can only assume that you have decided to jump more literally down Yonksii's throat and when they're done gagging on your rancid member and has cleaned up, perhaps you would consider unblocking me.

Kind regards,

Clannks.

Extend this block

This block needs to be extended for personal attacks. He stated that he would like you to stick your head in a bucket of acid. I also noticed that he is using misleading edit summaries, stating that he is changing grammatical errors when he is really vandalizing a page. Ryan Vesey (talk) 03:49, 12 June 2011 (UTC)

Furthermore, he called John "a big, floppy donkey dick" Ryan Vesey (talk) 03:52, 12 June 2011 (UTC)

I eat my own faeces.

Sexism on Misplaced Pages!!

If I could be bothered to look up how to report you properly, I would. RYAN! I would like to inform you that I am actually a woman - complete with whopping great vagina and knock out hooters (breasts). I am genuinely offended that you had the gumption to call me up on my insensitive language and are then prepared to use that as a basis to guess my gender by speaking about me in terms of 'he' and 'his'. Gender neutral vocabulary would have been far more appropriate, don't ya think? Yours moistly, Clanks. x

P.S. Get the 'eff' off my page - Loser! P.P.S. Back to the acid thing, I was merely making a point. I added this into an article and it was removed as vandalsim. If you dipped your head into a strong acid, it WOULD melt your face. Seiously. If you think that's wrong, then try it and see. effing hell. I was only trying to be helpful you chode.

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