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First of all I would like to apologise for not seeing this talk page and thank User:Knitsey for reverting my rash edit— unless a page exists.unless a page is created from the list of satirical conspiracies. I will make a draft for satirical conspiracies based of the list. it fits here, not any satirical conspiracy… this one, due to its notability. I personally think it may fit in someways but outside input would be good. Legendarycool (talk) 06:56, 3 August 2024 (UTC)
I had to go look at the article first as I wasn't 100% sure it was satirical. There may be some who believe it because, some people seem to believe anything, no matter how outlandish.
In my theory, which I can't prove, and is thus a conspiracy theory, some birds (thrushes, robins, blackbirds) are genetically modified to pick up signals from low earth orbit. This causes them to "scream" and speak in syllables much to the torment of a human. It is a sad theory, which can't be verified. Conspiracy theories regarding the American Rangers that hunted Osama bin Laden in Afghanistan on horseback, are similar, ie. communication via satellites that somehow influence the atmospheric pressure in order to relay a low bandwidth message. In regards to the poor birds which seem to be tortured, they seem to be louder in urban centers where motor noise causes them to lose the message they are trying to relay. It's also possible, that the birds have figured out that some human listeners are "telepathic" and use their sound to repeat messages over great distances. This would require the birds to be telepathic themselves. Pissed off humans conduct viral warfare against these birds which is inhumane. We have a name for this. It's birdflu. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 2003:D2:5728:FB00:65B5:57BA:F0DE:8688 (talk) 08:58, 23 June 2024 (UTC)
