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I have to be away for a while for health reasons. Giacomo, I will miss you and other friends. If you're around, please remove image deletion templates and other undesirable stuff from this page. Bishonen, 21:44, 14 September 2011 (UTC).

Sending good thoughts your way. Hope things improve. --Elen of the Roads (talk) 21:58, 14 September 2011 (UTC)

Same here, Bish, all the best. SlimVirgin 22:08, 14 September 2011 (UTC)

Take care now; we'll keep the page tidy until you get back to it. Hugs, --RexxS (talk) 23:44, 14 September 2011 (UTC)

I will be thinking good thoughts. Georgewilliamherbert (talk) 00:27, 15 September 2011 (UTC)

I guess little HeimAway will have to sub for all the Bishes? That's a hard act to follow! I do hope we'll see you back sooner rather than later. Heimstern Läufer (talk) 02:32, 15 September 2011 (UTC)

All the best. Come back soon, or your zoo might take over the place. Swedophile (talk) 18:31, 15 September 2011 (UTC)

• Hoping for a speedy return. --Floquenbeam (talk) 18:38, 15 September 2011 (UTC)

• Hope this means what I think it means. Get better soon. Little Tex will miss the Mighty 'Zilla. Tex (talk) 18:51, 15 September 2011 (UTC)

• Be well soon, Bish and company -- a lot of people, including me, will miss you here, and do already. Antandrus (talk) 04:45, 16 September 2011 (UTC)

Geez...hope you're better and back asap!MONGO 19:19, 16 September 2011 (UTC)

Don't forget to come back with all your socks once you have recovered completely. Hans Adler 20:59, 16 September 2011 (UTC)

• Be well soon, Bish. You are important to us. (((hughughug))) and love. KillerChihuahuaAdvice 21:49, 16 September 2011 (UTC)

My best wishes to you. I hope you get well soon. This place needs you. Take care of yourself. Dr.K.  22:23, 16 September 2011 (UTC)

Sorry to hear that you had to break for health. I hope you are tip-top as soon as can be, and for what it's worth you are in my thoughts. Take two Al Green albums and call me in the morning. Hamster Sandwich (talk) 02:23, 17 September 2011 (UTC)

Here's hoping your health is soon restored, and look forward to resuming sporadic conversations with all your various manifestations. You're in my thoughts, best wishes from dave souza, talk 20:11, 19 September 2011 (UTC)

Mrs Bishonen's health - a report

As poor little Mrs Bishonen's closest and dearest friend I am authorised to announce that Mrs Bishonen is progressing well and hopes to return soon. At considerable personal inconvenience and expense, I travelled northwards to that frozen wasteland and made a visitation - she was naturally delighted to see me and my darling Crippen, but concerned that her page had been "protected" - I have assured her that anyone worthy (such as myself) may still edit it. Although temporarily unable to edit, she is aware of what is happening here and knows of all your kind messages - for which she thanks you. As she clutched my begloved hand with and hugged my sables with adoring eyes, I had a strong and deep feeling that, during her absence, she wished me to assume her admin tools - perhaps someone would please arrange this – toute de suite. Lady Catherine Rollbacker-de Burgh (the Late) (talk) 12:58, 26 September 2011 (UTC)

• Thank you so much for this bulletin! I know I speak for many when I say it is a cause for happiness and relief that she is doing well. Please give her all our love and wishes for her good health and hopes for her speedy return. KillerChihuahuaAdvice 15:08, 26 September 2011 (UTC)

• I just wish you could have all seen that look of wonderment on her face when she opened her eyes and saw Crippen and I seated on her bed. At the time, I was gently slipping the rings from her fingers into my handbag (for safekeeping) while Crippen was nibbling the grapes on her bedside table. It was a touching moment, as some nearby little machine made crescendo noises of happiness (rather like La Callas as Queen of the Night) that I felt a deep empathy with her and strongly sensed her begging me to assume her admin duties (I don't appear yet to have them) Lady Catherine Rollbacker-de Burgh (the Late) (talk) 18:23, 26 September 2011 (UTC)

• (discreetly removing the rings from handbag and replacing on Bish's fingers) How sweet! (examines grapes for evidence of dog slobber, replaces with bowl of apples and pears). You are only too kind to take this attention to poor dear Bishonen in her hour of need. You shouldn't trouble yourself. Really. (puppy places herself in guard position, determined to protect Bish's rings, rights, and relative peace pending the return of reason - ie, Bishonon - to the wiki.) KillerChihuahuaAdvice 18:42, 26 September 2011 (UTC)

• Great news - thank you very much for the update. MastCell  18:58, 26 September 2011 (UTC)

• It is indeed "great news" Mr MastCell (odd name). I think, Ms KillerChihuahua, I am a little better qualified than you to judge poor little Mrs Bishonen's wishes. It's only natural that she would wish me to have her jewellery taken away for valuation cleaning while she is so indisposed - I can assure you (were I not too refined to mention it) my own rocks are far bigger and better. Regarding "dog slobber", let me assure you that Crippen is far better bred than any in that vulgar menagerie of Mrs Bishonen's. Furthermore, my beloved Crippen was far more interested in the tubes protruding from Mrs Bishonen's neighbours than in any frost ruined fruit that she may have been given. Once I have my beloved friend's tools, you will be the first to be banned! Lady Catherine Rollbacker-de Burgh (the Late) (talk) 19:02, 26 September 2011 (UTC)

• I think your refinement, as well as your "bigger and better" rocks, exist primarily in your head, dear. KillerChihuahuaAdvice 20:19, 26 September 2011 (UTC)

• Happy to hear of Bishonen's progressive recovery - wouldn't want to disturb what is working by changing anything fundamental, such as rights and permissions. One must encourage stability. I trust you are feeding the menagerie, Lady Catherine? I know that would mean so much toWenceslaus our dear friend. Risker (talk) 20:46, 26 September 2011 (UTC)

• I think that "fundamentals" are best not discussed in public places; especially by ladies with more rounded figures. Naturally, I am taking the greatest care of that dreadful menagerie; Wenceslaus, my under footman, is walking them all daily in the park and their food bills are bankrupting me - but do you hear one utterance of complaint? I note your reluctance to grant me Mrs Bishonen's "rights and permissions" - well that must be a matter for your own conscience - I'm sure, I don't want them at all; I was only trying to alleviate poor little Mrs Bishonen's suffering and heavy burden - I shall shortly be whisking her off to recupirate in complete isolation at my Cayman Island retreat where she can unburden herself completely without unwanted obstruction from the likes of you. Lady Catherine Rollbacker-de Burgh (the Late) (talk) 21:35, 26 September 2011 (UTC)