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| :::I think that this has all gone on long enough! Are we to start celebrating the return of every invalid with firworks and what not? Is every ingrowing toenail to be lauded and feted? To discusss one's health is vulgar - I have suffered may replacement parts without comment, fuss and complaint. While I am sure Mr Souza's very colourful chrysanthemums (''right'') are appreciated (<small>at least, by Mrs Bishonen and those sort of peope who like coloured flowers</small>) I really feel we can dispense with all these tributes now and allow Mrs Bishonen who continue with her writing and work here - we don't want to over excite the invalid - do we? ] (]) 21:25, 18 October 2011 (UTC) | :::I think that this has all gone on long enough! Are we to start celebrating the return of every invalid with firworks and what not? Is every ingrowing toenail to be lauded and feted? To discusss one's health is vulgar - I have suffered may replacement parts without comment, fuss and complaint. While I am sure Mr Souza's very colourful chrysanthemums (''right'') are appreciated (<small>at least, by Mrs Bishonen and those sort of peope who like coloured flowers</small>) I really feel we can dispense with all these tributes now and allow Mrs Bishonen who continue with her writing and work here - we don't want to over excite the invalid - do we? ] (]) 21:25, 18 October 2011 (UTC) | ||
| ::::Hey now, those were my colorful fireworks, there. I'm guessing in spite of all your replacements, they still haven't found a working heart for you, then? ]<small><sup>]</sup></small> 21:32, 18 October 2011 (UTC) | ::::Hey now, those were my colorful fireworks, there. I'm guessing in spite of all your replacements, they still haven't found a working heart for you, then? ]<small><sup>]</sup></small> 21:32, 18 October 2011 (UTC) | ||
| ::::::Well I am very sorry dear, but you were misled in the shop, they are quite clearly chrysanthemums, and what's more you should not give invalids flowers as it deprives the sick room of oxygen (or some such gas) and causes the patient to suffocate. I always prefer a nice bottle of wine. ] (]) 21:42, 18 October 2011 (UTC) | |||
| == Geogre == | == Geogre == | ||
Revision as of 21:42, 18 October 2011
Back with improvements
Thank you all visitors to this page over the past month very much for all the kind messages and kind thoughts. The page archive referring to this time is a delight! This is to let you know that I'm at least semi-back, and greatly improved too, with a fine new major spare part. (What a world, where such things are possible.) I see it's about time, too. Poor Lady C, much honoured for her efforts, is obviously starting to unravel, or burn out, or whatever the current idiom is for nervous exhaustion. No wonder! I understand that her butler/chauffeur whatever-his-name-is-at-the-moment is, even as I post this message, driving her down to a beautiful secluded luxury clinic in the depths of Devon, with a superior twelve-step program. It sounds quite perfect for a lovely long rest cure (I selected it myself). Thank you all again! Improved Bishonen | talk 20:06, 17 October 2011 (UTC).
- Welcome back! Nikkimaria (talk) 20:08, 17 October 2011 (UTC)
- Excellent news, great to see your name on my watchlist again. (and I don't have to change Misplaced Pages:SOLVED). --Floquenbeam (talk) 20:24, 17 October 2011 (UTC)
- Yay! LessHeard vanU (talk) 20:36, 17 October 2011 (UTC)
- Brill. Elen of the Roads (talk) 21:19, 17 October 2011 (UTC)
- I think that discussing one's health and "parts" (new or otherwise) in public is deeply downmarket - I wash my hands completely of Mrs Bishonen. I have never known such ingratitude in all my life. The Countess of Scrotum (De facto) (talk) 21:35, 17 October 2011 (UTC)
Welcome back Bishonen! Thank you for the wonderful news! Take care. And since I know that this strange little Cathy lady is hopelessly myopic and cannot read this, I want to congratulate you for not only escaping from the torture of her decrepit cruise ship but also for putting her in the sanatorium. Well done! P.S. Don't forget to throw away the key. Dr.X. 21:57, 17 October 2011 (UTC)
- Thanks, dr anon. I'm a little nonplussed to see, above, that they've apparently let her out; how did that happen? Or, I know: perhaps she's merely editing from a "smartphone" or similar device that she has somehow managed to smuggle in. I shall speak to the management and make it clear that such distractions can only delay the unfortunate dear's restoration to full health, which I expect will (sadly) take quite a while anyway. Improved Bishonen | talk 22:54, 17 October 2011 (UTC).
- Thank you Bishonen. I agree. Let's hope that the Ka of Khufu guides her. These grand-ole dames are typically incorrigible. One can only hope that after years of intensive treatment she may finally be able to glimpse some semblance of normalcy. But given her record of delusions of grandeur this is more easily said than done. I can only pray for her poor dependants, the butler and the chauffeur. Dr.X. 23:41, 17 October 2011 (UTC)
- I'd settle for the Ka of Cthulhu. Improved Bishonen | talk 00:20, 18 October 2011 (UTC).
- <trying to (unsuccessfully) recover from the laughs> Great form! Thank you. Take care.:) Dr.X. 00:24, 18 October 2011 (UTC)
- I'd settle for the Ka of Cthulhu. Improved Bishonen | talk 00:20, 18 October 2011 (UTC).
- Thank you Bishonen. I agree. Let's hope that the Ka of Khufu guides her. These grand-ole dames are typically incorrigible. One can only hope that after years of intensive treatment she may finally be able to glimpse some semblance of normalcy. But given her record of delusions of grandeur this is more easily said than done. I can only pray for her poor dependants, the butler and the chauffeur. Dr.X. 23:41, 17 October 2011 (UTC)
- Delighted to see
youryou're semi-back! Not to mention your health and "parts", which no lady would do. Not of course that I'm claiming to be a Lady, but on the Internets no-one knows you're a ....... um, tetrapod? . . dave souza, talk 22:00, 17 October 2011 (UTC)
- Thanks, Dave. "Your semi-back"? That must refer to the type of dress worn by Lady C at the charivaris and other
orgiesfestivities at the Pallazzo Splendido: a cherished, even though faintly nauseating, memory! Improved Bishonen | talk 23:37, 17 October 2011 (UTC).- Ah, beat me to the punch! It does indeed bring back memories of the old eye, a slogan all but lost to indelicate history. Them wuz the daze. . dave souza, talk 20:33, 18 October 2011 (UTC) Aha! Found a pic! dave souza, talk 20:41, 18 October 2011 (UTC)
- Thanks, Dave. "Your semi-back"? That must refer to the type of dress worn by Lady C at the charivaris and other
- I'm really glad to see this. Cheers. :) MastCell 23:00, 17 October 2011 (UTC)
- Thank you, MC. But have you seen this? I suggest you vote on the talkpage, lest they come for us in the night. Improved Bishonen | talk 23:09, 17 October 2011 (UTC).
- Whoooot !!!! - Wonderful to have you back, Chère --RexxS (talk) 23:07, 17 October 2011 (UTC)
- 美少年回来了！ It's good to have you back! Heimstern Läufer (talk) 23:23, 17 October 2011 (UTC)
Bishzilla has been disconsolate in your absence-- I think she's hungry-- but we're glad to see you (we, of course, is anyone who matters on the internet). SandyGeorgia (Talk) 01:48, 18 October 2011 (UTC)
- Thanks, Sandy. I'm quite worried about Bishzilla. Some of the socks can fend for themselves, no doubt (I don't suppose the family that adopted the darwinbish ever realized how lucky they were that she merely bit them and ran away), but Bishzilla is a sensitive soul… or, no… no, she's not. But she has a certain strain of reverence for authority (utterly missing in the darwinbish), especially as represented by Lady C. This link, posted by Lady C herself earlier, shows the consequences of Lady C (I must say, a little thoughtlessly) putting up all the socks for adoption. Naturally, Bishzilla was adopted within the hour by an ecstatic small boy. She was last seen glumly padding after him, at something of a loss, as you may imagine, and her dignity much impaired. Please send out rescue parties! Improved Bishonen | talk 18:22, 18 October 2011 (UTC).
- Very fine news; welcome back. Antandrus (talk) 02:20, 18 October 2011 (UTC)
- Ah, Antandrus... lately swallowed whole by the darwinbish, illustrating the dangers of fraternising or indeed coming too close. I still can't fathom how she achieved such a feat, even for a moment. Are you extremely small, Antandrus? Or is it possible that the db is actually getting bigger, out of pure meanness? There's a thought to stop the clocks. Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, the blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and so on. Please say you're unusually small of stature, Antandrus! Improved Bishonen | talk 18:22, 18 October 2011 (UTC).
- I've never met Antandrus, but he edits like he's at least 6-foot-4. MastCell 18:51, 18 October 2011 (UTC)
- Well exactly! I feel that too. That's why this incident is so frightening. Db has to be either a lot bigger than anybody supposed, or almost infinitely elastic. One doesn't like to think about either possibility, really. Improved Bishonen | talk 21:24, 18 October 2011 (UTC).
- I've never met Antandrus, but he edits like he's at least 6-foot-4. MastCell 18:51, 18 October 2011 (UTC)
- Ah, Antandrus... lately swallowed whole by the darwinbish, illustrating the dangers of fraternising or indeed coming too close. I still can't fathom how she achieved such a feat, even for a moment. Are you extremely small, Antandrus? Or is it possible that the db is actually getting bigger, out of pure meanness? There's a thought to stop the clocks. Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, the blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and so on. Please say you're unusually small of stature, Antandrus! Improved Bishonen | talk 18:22, 18 October 2011 (UTC).
I had a brain transplant and I'm still editing..so get to work!!!MONGO 19:17, 18 October 2011 (UTC)
- Woot! This calls for a celebration! (how do you "improve" on Bishonen????) KillerChihuahua 19:50, 18 October 2011 (UTC)
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- I think that this has all gone on long enough! Are we to start celebrating the return of every invalid with firworks and what not? Is every ingrowing toenail to be lauded and feted? To discusss one's health is vulgar - I have suffered may replacement parts without comment, fuss and complaint. While I am sure Mr Souza's very colourful chrysanthemums (right) are appreciated (at least, by Mrs Bishonen and those sort of peope who like coloured flowers) I really feel we can dispense with all these tributes now and allow Mrs Bishonen who continue with her writing and work here - we don't want to over excite the invalid - do we? The Countess of Scrotum (De facto) (talk) 21:25, 18 October 2011 (UTC)
- Hey now, those were my colorful fireworks, there. I'm guessing in spite of all your replacements, they still haven't found a working heart for you, then? KillerChihuahua 21:32, 18 October 2011 (UTC)
- Well I am very sorry dear, but you were misled in the shop, they are quite clearly chrysanthemums, and what's more you should not give invalids flowers as it deprives the sick room of oxygen (or some such gas) and causes the patient to suffocate. I always prefer a nice bottle of wine. The Countess of Scrotum (De facto) (talk) 21:42, 18 October 2011 (UTC)
- Hey now, those were my colorful fireworks, there. I'm guessing in spite of all your replacements, they still haven't found a working heart for you, then? KillerChihuahua 21:32, 18 October 2011 (UTC)
- I think that this has all gone on long enough! Are we to start celebrating the return of every invalid with firworks and what not? Is every ingrowing toenail to be lauded and feted? To discusss one's health is vulgar - I have suffered may replacement parts without comment, fuss and complaint. While I am sure Mr Souza's very colourful chrysanthemums (right) are appreciated (at least, by Mrs Bishonen and those sort of peope who like coloured flowers) I really feel we can dispense with all these tributes now and allow Mrs Bishonen who continue with her writing and work here - we don't want to over excite the invalid - do we? The Countess of Scrotum (De facto) (talk) 21:25, 18 October 2011 (UTC)
Geogre
As you are an editor who has participated in previous discussions on the same or closely related topics, I though that WP:CANVASS would allow me to bring this: Misplaced Pages:Files for deletion/2011 October 18#File:Geogre-1.png to your attention (and those of the TPWs). Naturally, this is a neutrally worded notification intended only "to improve the quality of the discussion by broadening participation to more fully achieve consensus", and anything that you may find at User:RexxS#Geogre should not be construed as intended to influence your views in any way. --RexxS (talk) 12:46, 18 October 2011 (UTC)
- Mmm. Gosh, that's one ugly pic. No, I don't think I'm ready to go on the warpath on its behalf, and I'm sure Geogre himself doesn't care. I thought for just a moment there that you meant someone had MfD'd User:Geogre/Comic. Now that I'd defend with my dying breath. Improved Bishonen | talk 17:30, 18 October 2011 (UTC).
- I think it's a delightful portrait; it reminds me of my cousin Dippy's engagement portrait on the frontispiece of Country Life, such a beautiful girl. The Countess of Scrotum (De facto) (talk) 21:38, 18 October 2011 (UTC)