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I think that what is evident is that most of these 'bots' who are so-called moderators, the ones who spend pretty much all day editing & 'cleaning-up' & restoring wiki entities are clearly sad cunts. That is according to the majority; you know, the masses who are rational & retain some sanity by being offline for a little while, especially you - as you appear to be one of the most pathetic cunts of them all, so desperate in loving having such minor power by controlling revert wars, you sad Misplaced Pages-obsessed cunt.

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A dangerous specimen, preparing his bamboo weapon

From Eats, Shoots & Leaves:

A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

'Why?' asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

'Well, I'm a panda', he says, at the door. 'Look it up.'

The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. 'Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots, and leaves.'


"Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth." -- Benjamin Disraeli
"Never apologize for writing a pretty melody." -- Darius Milhaud to Burt Bacharach
"One can lead a horse to water - and even stuff his muzzle into the brook - but clearly, drinking is not always their forté." -- Me
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