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::::Well, he could always make it to British PM... Could you imagine.. He'd dissolve the entire armed forces and send a bunch of doves to Afghanistan instead with messages tied to them reading "Taliban extremists. Let's all be civil instead". As ideal as that might sound, the chances of that happening exactly..♦ ] 19:42, 17 October 2014 (UTC) ::::Well, he could always make it to British PM... Could you imagine.. He'd dissolve the entire armed forces and send a bunch of doves to Afghanistan instead with messages tied to them reading "Taliban extremists. Let's all be civil instead". As ideal as that might sound, the chances of that happening exactly..♦ ] 19:42, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
:::::The best thing for Misplaced Pages's future would be if Jimbo just buggered off. He's well past his sell-buy date. ] ] 19:57, 17 October 2014 (UTC)

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Guru Yojimbo, Jimmy Wales's father preaching at the 1969 Wikinsania Convention: "Oh look, guys, guys, I thought Misplaced Pages was supposed to be about, you know, loving each other. Feel the love man, not the content."

Having serious issues with the project and its founder right now... What is most important here? Having a break for a while for my own health...♦ Dr. Blofeld 12:41, 16 October 2014 (UTC)

Being nice

Apologies for inadvertently removing your edit - I was trying, but obviously failing, to edit using a new tablet. Sorry... Ghmyrtle (talk) 07:27, 16 October 2014 (UTC)

@Ghmyrtle: Hadn't noticed!♦ Dr. Blofeld 07:52, 16 October 2014 (UTC)

Chopin

@Smerus: Great to see this article on the front page eh? I wonder if Jimbo would consider it an "allegedly" good article....♦ Dr. Blofeld 09:49, 17 October 2014 (UTC)

'Allegedly' is probably better than we deserve :-)--Smerus (talk) 10:19, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
What do you reckon @Ghmyrtle:, Chopin important enough?♦ Dr. Blofeld 10:31, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Very good, well done everyone, etc. etc. Why ask me? Ghmyrtle (talk) 10:54, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Aren't you our resident expert on article priority and importance? :-)♦ Dr. Blofeld 11:04, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
No. Ghmyrtle (talk) 11:31, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Hehe I'm just kidding. Well one article I have worked on is Paris and am mentioned further down here but it's behind the paywall. Not for the right reasons though :-( An article about the montage dispute in Le Monde with the skyscrapers.com POV pushers..♦ Dr. Blofeld 11:34, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Lol, Ghm! It's the way you tell 'em, You'll have us all in stitches. "These ruddy Poles, coming over ‘ere, nicking all our best tunes! See you down the pub" - yours with the Heroic Polonaise Sauce, Nigel Kennedy. Martinevans123 (talk) 13:02, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Ha! @Smerus: You have anything in mind to develop next? Franz Liszt would be one of course...♦ Dr. Blofeld 12:41, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Ai ai ai! Liszt needs a lot of work....and Ludwig van Beethoven needs a thorough reworking....and between now and Xmas I'm travelling (Slovakia, Ukraine, Azerbaijan) ..... so the next big project for me must wait till 2015......--Smerus (talk) 14:01, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
@Smerus: Enjoy your trip! Any chance you could take a camera and photograph as many villages as possible for our articles hehe? Our photograph coverage of all are quite poor.♦ Dr. Blofeld 14:16, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
@Smerus: Yes, have a good time! I expect you'll be researching some of these guys! Do say hello to our good friend Petro Poroshenko. But do remember to take a very sturdy camera. Martinevans123 (talk) 15:05, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Dear @Dr. Blofeld:, Dear @Martinevans123: , I will take your advice. I got some nice pics, e.g., , during the Maidan a year ago , but hope it will be a bit quieter now. And I will be avoiding places shortly to be part of the Russian Federation. But I hope to get some good shots of (and not be swallowed up by) the mud volcanoes of the Absheron peninsula.--Smerus (talk) 15:42, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Mud volcanoes? O dea, you might find my volcano base! I have one in deepest darkest Japan and one near the Black Sea!♦ Dr. Blofeld 17:41, 17 October 2014 (UTC)

Email

Hi Dr.Blofeld. LOVE the picture of the evil guy. I saw that you emailed me yesterday. I couldn't really understand what you meant. Could you explain?Amanda Smalls 13:11, 17 October 2014 (UTC)

@Amanda Smalls: Ernst Stavro Blofeld? Hehe! "I shall call him mini-me" . Thank the great Anna Frodesiak for that one! On her user page of Jimbo's cafe click the stairs. I'm in Jimbo's basement lol! Did you respond to the email, I'll explain?♦ Dr. Blofeld 13:23, 17 October 2014 (UTC)

I never got the ping from you. But no I did not reply. I don't know a lot about whats going on with Jimbo, and I have no idea who Eric is. I just wanted people to be nice and sweet to each other :)Amanda Smalls 15:44, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Guys, you know, couldn't we, like be awesome to one another?
Jimbo and Eric nice to one another? That would be quite something!!♦ Dr. Blofeld 16:03, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
That's where the parallel universe theory comes in! ☠ Jaguar ☠ 16:07, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Why are they so mean to each other?Amanda Smalls 17:06, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
I'll let Eric or Jimbo answer that one Amanda! ♦ Dr. Blofeld 17:12, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Do you really think Jimbo would talk to me?Amanda Smalls 17:13, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
If you have under 1000 mainspace edits, have nothing but praise for him, and dislike Eric then probably yeah. ;-) Eh people, am I right !wink! !wink!?♦ Dr. Blofeld 17:18, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Well, I think that Jimbo and Eric should sit down and let each other know how they feel.Amanda Smalls 17:20, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Like one of those hippy conventions or something and make them both feel the luv for the universe and at spiritual peace with each other you mean? You know, I'm pretty sure that would be a good idea. Jimbo could cram all of his followers into those groovy 60s VW campers and take them all to the convention and make up. Yeah baby, that might work!♦ Dr. Blofeld 17:26, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Are you being humorous or serious? I mean that they should communicate their feelings. For example, Becca says "I don't like how you took my shirt without asking" and then Sarah says "I understand...etc."Amanda Smalls 17:29, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
I think I've made my feelings perfectly clear already. Eric Corbett 17:34, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
@Eric Corbett:Wait a sec, So you're the Eric that Jimbo doesn't like?Amanda Smalls 17:36, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Yes, and he's the Jimbo I don't like. Eric Corbett 17:50, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Well, why don't you like each other?Amanda Smalls 17:56, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
I'm kidding yes Amanda. Just don't go there!! ♦ Dr. Blofeld 17:42, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
You mean go to the convention? Sorry I feel so stupid.Amanda Smalls 17:43, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Yeah, don't go to a Jimbo convention, avoid it at all costs, you might find him talking about your allegedly good content and ask you to leave..♦ Dr. Blofeld 17:46, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Oh, I wasn't planning on going anyway. I'm not that into Misplaced Pages. By the way, What's your favourite colour?Amanda Smalls 17:50, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Teal/Turquoise but I tend to wear only black or grey!♦ Dr. Blofeld 17:56, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
I like mint green, pink, and purple. And @Eric Corbett: why don't you like each other. Personally I don't see anything wrong with calling someone a naughty word when it's well deserved.Amanda Smalls 17:59, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Didn't you read the earlier part of Jimbo's talk page and his personal attacks on Eric? That says it all..♦ Dr. Blofeld 18:01, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Yes I did. But...forget it. It's probably never going to work out. And Jimbo's talk page will just be wrapped around how much of a douche both Eric and Jimbo are.Amanda Smalls 18:05, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
You're right, it will never work out. My opposition to Jimbo is implacable. Eric Corbett 18:07, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
What a strange coincidence! Teal/turquise is also my favourite colour, but I almost always wear black. Eric Corbett 18:07, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Funny that! Amanda, Jimbo could always be replaced with somebody more competent at building an encyclopedia, Mr. Sanger at least seems interested in building content.♦ Dr. Blofeld 18:11, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Just so you don't get the wrong idea, I'm not saying you're a douche Eric, and I'm not saying that Jimbo's one either. I mean that you think Jimbo's a douche and Jimbo thinks you're a douche. You know what I mean?Amanda Smalls 18:09, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
I do, but only one of us is right. Eric Corbett 18:11, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
That's actually really funny Eric!Amanda Smalls 18:13, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
I really can't say much because I don't want to get in trouble here. But why aren't you an Admin Eric?Amanda Smalls 18:16, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Now that's a very good question!!!♦ Dr. Blofeld 18:22, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
"Oh look, guys, guys, I thought Misplaced Pages was supposed to be about, you know, loving each other.
If he pulls that civility crap during our FA review, he'll wish he never logged on."
Absolutely not Amanda, whatever gave you that idea? If you look at my user page you'll find links to my two failed attempts at RfA. Eric Corbett 18:26, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Haha you know Ritchie that's exactly how I was picturing Jimbo in a saffron robe and long beard and hair!♦ Dr. Blofeld 19:17, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Are you sure it's not OrangeMike's dad? Ritchie333 19:38, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
You know what would be great right now?Amanda Smalls 19:25, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
"My new mobile phone will revolutionise the business .... oh wait, it was just here a minute ago...."
Jimbo Wales stepping down as god-king to concentrate on his mobile phone business? Eric Corbett 19:33, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Well, he could always make it to British PM... Could you imagine.. He'd dissolve the entire armed forces and send a bunch of doves to Afghanistan instead with messages tied to them reading "Taliban extremists. Let's all be civil instead". As ideal as that might sound, the chances of that happening exactly..♦ Dr. Blofeld 19:42, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
The best thing for Misplaced Pages's future would be if Jimbo just buggered off. He's well past his sell-buy date. Eric Corbett 19:57, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
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