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Revision as of 01:02, 29 January 2008 by Bluescreenofdef (talk | contribs) (Undid revision 187593132 by Fred the Oyster (talk))(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)Jandala is the very definition of the word heaven on earth. the meaning of the word jandala is land of bushes, jungles full cheeras aka pine trees. The town is surrounded my the mal which is more well known as the jhelum river, there is also a creek called the manjee wallee tun where youngsters hang out and play with each other.The king is Jhanzeb Khan. The land was founded by the most handsome person known to date Jhanzeb Khan, whom traveled from pindi to rawalakot with his group peasents like Sarfraz Anjum, Jahangir Khan, Sayab the Pondi Khan, Rahim the great Tikla, The Bashir of Shido Masee, Anath who later worked his way out of peasantry to become a five-star restaurant owner in the Jandala bazaar, Yasir the Punu, Muktar whom later traveled away from Jandala, Munsuf the one tooth sabzee wala, Najeeb the current secretary of jahangir's bazaar,Gulfraz Anjum Kashmiri a serial killer and oshik and the great Gulshad MAWA the general of Jins army and they discovered the land and named several different provinces such as Kaya NA Kathur, Musta nara, Koteri, othraree, mala, buna kalas, coori, naka, TAKA where the great Dilu palace is, and olingra. All this is surrounded around the manjee wali tun. Jandala is also the home of the only known caveman Ourangzeb Khan aka Geico.
The people in the area are very humble and there main source of income is the bazaar, the market place, on the PINDI BAGH highway, where there are many dakaans like the bakery, basharat the gas wala, Sufi the Kukri wala, and Kuru the tire wala to mention few.The main mean of transportation is by manj aka a Water Buffalo. The current villains trying to over throw the JIN regime, are the MUNDA and Dr Gulfraz, And there is a comedy theatre known as mosu kaka na hotel where the main performers are the TIKLA and The great PUNU Yasir. The main two exports are NASWAR and PUNG, the most popular product in the bazaar is the CHAI.
FACTS
POPULATION:560
LITERACY RATE: 2%
TELEVISION SETS PER HOUSEHOLD: 1 PER 29
RADIOS PER HOUSEHOLD: 1 PER 11
TOOTHBRUSHES PER HOUSE HOLD: 1 PER 560