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Change your words, change your world. (The Power of Words)


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What is the Secret?

Secret? What secret?
  • Someone asked me via email what is the secret that I've gotten so much vandalism plasted on my pages (130 counts!), drive-by harrassments (coined by Bugs!) and impersonators. To which, I can only reply you something two different Admins told me on two different pages/time:-
  1. http://en.wikipedia.org/search/?title=User_talk:Gogo_Dodo&diff=438201860&oldid=438201591 ;
  2. http://en.wikipedia.org/search/?title=User_talk:Ched_Davis&diff=438217890&oldid=438210146 .
  • Then it occured to me, I saw that somewhere on Misplaced Pages (User:Antandrus/observations on Misplaced Pages behavior#26) that says: "If a vandal insults you, it is a reliable indicator that you are doing something right." And most importantly, I believe in The Secret, doing good will attract more good and as long as I do more good than bad, everything is covered, don't let it bother you too much. Thank you! --Dave 21:14, 16 July 2011 (UTC) (PPS:Okay, I've kept my end of the bargain, the rest is up to you now - annonymous emailer. )
I haven't seen the film so I don't know how they develop the idea, but it certainly works for the big things -- such as "doing good", "becoming peaceful" and so forth. "Practice loving-kindness and harmlessness as if they were the greatest form of bliss, and they will be." (Tibetan Buddhist saying, I think quoted by Thich Nhat Hanh) Antandrus (talk) 22:01, 16 July 2011 (UTC)

Wikipe-tan's advice to garbage trucks, trolls, vandals, Republicans, and other malcontents:

"Don't be a oser!"

Go, and Wiki-sin no more!



NOTE - I'm currently... 1.) in the midst of discharging my duties as an Administrator of an estate, and 2.) swamped with several projects in the hangar. Hence, I will have a reduced time slice for Misplaced Pages. );
--Dave 11:19, 11 April 2012 (UTC)




Many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they look for a place to dump it. And if you let them, they’ll dump it on you.

So when someone wants to dump on you, don’t take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Believe me. You’ll be happier. --THE LAW OF THE GARBAGE TRUCK

1.) Smile.
2.) Wave.
To all the garbage trucks I've offended unwittingly, I just want to...
3.) And wish you well.

Have a nice day~!

4.) Bye... I'm moving on~!




Was he parsley, sage, rosemary or thyme

Hi Dave. I really wanted to use a industrial cleaner strength version of Troll-be-Gone on Herb's errant nonsense on your page yesterday but as it involved a bogus 3rr report I thought it was better if you were able to track the whole thing. Have a great weekend. MarnetteD | Talk 20:00, 14 June 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, I left it for the same reason, but I really wanted to stomp it! - BilCat (talk) 21:34, 14 June 2013 (UTC)

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Yep

Thanks, Dave. I did the best I could; my template drop-down menu stopped working a few days back. I haven't messed with my preferences other than to disable Visual Editor. Do you think that could be the problem or is a browser incompatibiity more likely? Tiderolls 17:28, 28 July 2013 (UTC)

  • Not quite sure about your side but from time to time I do run into the same problem as you did just now (assuming that you're running Firefox like me, and you can forget about Opera!), though that's nothing which a complete system reboot cannot fix. Anyway, I saw the earlier CN tag and went in search for sources when I noticed you've already done so. Got down to tweaked it a wee bit and was about to thank you when you drop by here. Thanks again~! :) --Dave 17:46, 28 July 2013 (UTC)

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SAF article

Dear Dave,

The August/2013 issue of AirForces Monthly has a large article/profile of the Singapore Air Force.

Jack E. Hammond --Jackehammond (talk) 11:11, 31 July 2013 (UTC)

  • Hey Jack, thanks for the headup and I'm really looking forward to the current issue. Apologies for the late reply, I've been rather busy with the legal proceedings of my late uncle's estate these few days, hence haven't been online for almost a week now so you'll have to excuse me if I've left somethings out. Best and cheers~! --Dave 16:42, 3 August 2013 (UTC)

Typhoons in a teapot...

More from a regular here. Gave a final shot at getting through but ready to throw in the towel! - The Bushranger One ping only 19:23, 20 August 2013 (UTC)

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Dropping by to say hi

....and equally quickly sodding off again. I see nothing changes. Wee Curry Monster talk 16:59, 16 September 2013 (UTC)

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